I'm Marie and the only short thing about me is my hair.
I have a lot of feelings about a plethora of things that probably don't deserve it.
sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american
african european you dumb racist shit
omg
it doesn’t help that most of us complain about missing lucifer
I have an aniti possession symbol sticker on my laptop and the comments I get because of it are hilarious
I was bored and I drew a pentagram on my pants while I was at school and now the whole school thinks I’m a satanist.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
What’s Tumblr?
“I’m fabulous. You’re not…”
Photo via Imgur
- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- heck
- heckaroo
- frick frop
- nincompoop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- pokémon
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop
im telling obama
oh zoowe mama im in a heckle deckle better go get the diddly darn outta here
When I ask you what kind of sandwich you had, amazingly enough, I actually want to know what kind of sandwich it was and NOT the price or size.
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
My coworker makes baby pterodactyl noises when she’s startled and it’s the most adorable thing.
